(Source: thedoctorisamonkeyslut)
(Source: tuimitchams)
(Source: fuckyeahhotactress)
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
You shall have a golden crown, that men shall tremble to behold.
(Source: diatheses, via i-am-the-blood-of-the-dragon)
(Source: jokerling)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via peanutsandpeaches)
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and dammit jim, i’m a doctor
(via peanutsandpeaches)
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
(via ilovett)
“Missandei is no longer a slave. I free you, from this instant. Come ride with me in the litter, I wish to talk.” Rakharo helped them in, and Dany drew the curtains shut against the dust and heat.